April 11, 2007
Nap-attack…..
Gecko chow time on Saturday evening - sat at the Kings table with Paul and Lauren - gust of wind and then something scuttled down my leg - I freaked big time and jumped out my seat, leaping around the veranda.
“Fuck! Fuck! Spider! Spider! Fuck! Fuck! Spider! Spider! Fuck! Fuck!”
As we have established in the past - I do not like fucking spiders - so then i peered down in the blackness under the table to see what it was - there was something long and white lying there.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!” I bellowed - still leaping on the spot pointing at my unidentified nemesis like a man possessed with unholy fear unseen since...... erm.... the last time I saw a spider I suppose.
Lauren stifled laughter for a second before asking “What? you mean the Serviette napkin??”
Leading to the two of them cracking to pieces to the point of laughing so hard they couldn’t breathe and then telling the tale to all and sundry - everyone ripped me for the rest of the weekend.
Suffice to say I am not expecting to hear the end of this matter for a long time to come.
It felt like a fucking spider though.
It did.
Spo | April 11, 2007
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Posted by Dan on 04/11 at 02:32 PM
oooh i’ve had the spider popping out of the sun visor thing happen to me a couple of times - luckily both while a passenger. But one was a giant hairy bastard who’d hitched a lift from some mountainous region in france.
Freeky eight-legged fuckers. death to them all.
Posted by on 04/11 at 04:22 PM
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