September 30, 2008
Mango Tree Moonbat!……
Caller: Hi, I’m staying at Gecko this weekend and want to know if I can pay using my credit card…
Paul: No, I’m sorry we dont take cards yet…
Caller: Do you know the nearest place that I can use my card to take out cash?
Paul: Yes, Mangochi.
Caller: (after a long pause) ... but how do we know which mango-tree..?
Paul: I said MANGOCHI not mango- tree you fool!!!
Caller: Oh, Im sorry I thought you said...... ... ...
Spo | September 30, 2008
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